how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
> The perfect mix to just lay on your bed procrastinating with closed eyes, like a mermaid who is just too cool to finally get those homework done.
GOOD JOB, DANIEL
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
If their phone automatically connects to the Wi-Fi, you know they’re cheating
vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it